— Cowtail on a Stick
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When I asked a friend how her marriage was, she replied, “Well, it’s not bad, but let’s just say he doesn’t quite exalt me.” (mmmm, girls, do you feel exalted today???? I’m not thinking I do so much…loved yes, exalted? Maybe not!)
Talking with another friend and asking how it’s going, she said, “I am so stressed up; life is hard, hard, hard.” (I can be stressed out, but maybe when life is extra challenging, I’m really feeling stressed up!)
“We must delete ourselves from the situation.” (Self-explanatory I guess).
A mom trying to deal with her restless and very bored children in a restaurant, “Please be calm.”
Not to waste precious cell phone minutes or time, a caller says, “This is ___________.” The receiver of the call may respond, “Tell me what you want to say!” (How many times have you ever wanted to speak to someone so directly!)
In reference to the many, many “brokers,” men you might pay to help you get across a border, money exchangers, taxi drivers, men or women or children in your face wanting you to buy a soda, fruit or who knows what, I was told, “When you go somewhere for the first time, there are many people there to deceive you.”
In reference to someone a friend thought was pretty much a jerk, he told me, “He is not a very bad man (with strong emphasis on the ‘very’).” This holds true for most anything. If you don’t like it, you just say, “It’s not very bad!” Nice twist, huh?
“I do not know why they want to confuse the price.” (referring to the price of very limited gas in Kitale right now with the price fluctuating throughout the day.)
Regarding the purchase of a used dresser from a neighbor: “He is thinking of disposing of a dresser and I am thinking of receiving it.”
“I must go help myself.” (I am going to use the toilet.)
Regarding the challenges of a project one of the guys has been working on, he said, “It has been difficult from day one to day last.”
Referring to the level of concentration it takes to drive on pot-holed, red dirt road in Uganda: “If your thoughts are mixed, it (a car accident) will surely be your fault.”
“They are proud of being big.” (referring to a tractor trailer angling to get in front of everyone else on a thin strip of pot-holed, dirt road. The general traffic rule being if you are bigger you can overpower anyone else, which everyone obliges, even if begrudgingly.)
With six of us piled into a car as we were leaving Uganda, a friend prayed, “Daddy, thank you for this good day. Now we beg you to be our Provider, our Protector, our Friend as we make this journey to the border. In Jesus’ name, Amen.”
So, you can see why I LOVE to be in Africa! The people are loving, extremely hospitable, warm, animated, and kind. We have come to enjoy, appreciate and love them so very much! Check out some of the folks we get to hang out with:Brooks
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