— A Word About the Food in India
Roger
Indeed, I only need a single word to describe the food here: HOT. As in, spicy HOT. I don’t care if it’s red curry, green curry, purple curry, or pink curry (not really)… it’s going to be HOT.
Now you need to understand, I’m a salsa-eating guy at home. Don’t give me that mild or medium salsa, I want it hot and I will dip my chip right in and enjoy the spicy flavor.
But this is an entirely different world of HOT.
Let me give you the picture. At lunch today, the waiter asked me if I wanted the sauce hot or mild. Oh, thank God! Here’s a guy who recognizes a gringo when he sees one so he is going to have mercy on me. At home, I would have said ‘hot’ to most anything. But I meekly concede that I would like my sauce ‘mild.’
So I began eating. First bite, not bad. The flavor, indeed, is always very nice. But, this is the kind of HOT that sneaks up on you. By the third or fourth bite I’m beginning to gulp water after each bite. And by the seventh or eighth bite, my nose is running, my eyes are watering big tears, and I’m chug-a-lugging my bottle of water trying to quench the fire. I’m starting to pray for mercy! And, remember, this is ‘mild.’
OK, so, honestly the food is good despite this small issue. But… for real… I have found that I just cannot do the spicy HOT for breakfast. Lunch, ok. Dinner, sure. But first thing in the morning? I can’t do it.
Fortunately, where I am staying, they offer a breakfast buffet. Great! They have these pancake-looking things that look awesome. Oh wait, there is some red color on the top of them and they are, yep, HOT. The breakfast soup and veggies they offer are… HOT. The pre-cooked egg omelets are (say it with me)… HOT. So now they know me when I come for breakfast: here’s the guy that just wants a couple of boiled eggs. Since I get to peel each one myself no one has stuffed chili peppers into it yet! PERFECT.
Yes, I have learned to live on Indian cuisine but, I must admit, I am more than ready for a simple fish taco (probably without salsa for now) or even a hamburger covered in sweet catsup!